mis·fit: noun Someone or something that doesn’t fit in, or that is different from the rest.
Ever wonder why losing weight seems so hard? Or how confusing it’s become to eat?
What’s the best way: Paleo? Gluten free? Low fat? High fat? Keto? Vegan?
Does it really matter? You’ve tried most of them and got bored or HUNGRY after 3 days.
Wish you could just find something that worked for you like everyone else. Something easy! And not feel deprived!
Where you could still eat pizza, your mom’s homemade lasagna and a donut.
Maybe instead of SOMETHING, you need SOMEONE?
SomeONE that knows how much you need to eat to lose weight without starvation, someONE that understands you hate counting calories, someONE that knows how much you love milk chocolate! (not just the “healthy dark stuff”)
Maybe you need a Misfit Dietitian that takes a different approach to nutrition.
Things this MISFIT can do for you
Be Better
Although weight loss is the primary goal for most of my clients, better health is mine. Luckily weight loss happens to be a welcoming side effect.
Be Happy
I love communicating with my clients on a very regular basis. I’m pretty good at getting to the root of the weight loss hiccup and understanding true internal barriers even before my clients have that aha moment.
BE HEALTHY
With such a strong clinical background in clinical nutrition (over 18 years of being a dietitian), I also love teaching my clients how to prevent or in some cases COMBAT diabetes and heart disease. That’s where my MISFIT Nerd comes out.
BE SUPPORTED
I’m not just about textbook calorie ranges and standard exercise regimens. I’m about laughter and humor. Bad jokes with lots of healthy doses of fruits, veggies and yes some workouts too. But the easy stuff. Pinky Promise!!
Why I do it
Reason one
To STOP the insanity!! Food should NEVER be a source of shame. Save that for when someone catches you wearing pantyhose with open toe sandals.
Reason two
I see too many women suffering through diet fads, miserable that they’re missing out on their favorite foods or just giving up entirely vowing to start again in a month, only to be another 10 pounds heavier by years end. It doesn’t have to be that hard.
Reason three
Honestly I just care too much. I want all the people in my circle to be a healthier version of themselves. Whether I’ve known you for 2 minutes from the check out line or from gradeschool, I want YOU to thrive.
MISFIT PLANSff0a65
There’s an enticing option for every budget.
If you’d like to know more about each yummy plan
The Sprinkle
The donut
Tiramisu
What my CLients say
And I didn’t even have to pay them to be this nice!!
“I love Kim’s whacky sense of humor. She really kept me accountable and was able to pull me to the bright side when I wanted to hide in my closet and eat.”
“She was very easy to talk to, never made me feel silly or stupid, and helped me in areas that I struggled, such as how to plan ahead for a trip, how to deal with weekends that are less structured, and how to handle dining out to stay on track. ”
