I don’t love donuts. I mean they’re good, however, I LOVE sprinkles. I’m a sucker for anything that’s topped with them.
Donuts just happen to be one of the best conduits.
Now that I’ve gotten through that confessional, you may be thinking “I bet she’s always been skinny. She probably has a great metabolism!”
I realized early on at the ripe age of 21, that was not me. I was doing a summer internship at a Merchant Marine Base in Piney Point, MD (don’t ask! But man I have some good stories). In those 6 weeks, I gained 6 pounds. 4 in my butt, 2 in my waist. So when I returned home, NONE of my shorts fit. In 6 weeks I was able to gain 1 size. That freaked me out.
From then on I realized like all the rest of the women in my family, I was not immune to gaining weight.
And from working with and listening to countless women say smugly “the last 5-10 pounds are the hardest to lose!” I vowed to keep my weight within 3 pounds. And it’s worked.
Plus I think it’s easier to teach healthy eating and weight loss techniques and tricks when you’ve been there.
I practice what I preach. And I have hiccups too.
I want YOU to know MY world.
Where there’s no deprivation. No skipping meals. No starvation (I get hangry! You don’t want to starve me!)
Where there’s carbs. And fat. And sugar. And protein. And all the great stuff in between that make you feel awesome! And thinner.
There’s also no calorie counting. No written logs. No fancy apps.
But there’s LOTS of accountability.
LOTS of hand holding.
Lots of love.
The internet and real world is filled with countless weight loss programs and potions. Apps and Antics. Shakes and Supplements.
But Apps Don’t Care.
Ready for your Personal Cheerleader?
Worried Misfit Nutrition won’t fit into your budget? You may be pleasantly surprised. Take a look at what each tantalizing option has to offer at these introductory rates.
The Sprinkle: $129
The Donut: $349
The Tiramisu: $897
All 3 plans are perfect for the Introvert who loves texting. You also must love a weird sense of humor and bad jokes.
For those with multiple food allergies, perpetual undiagnosed belly issues and stick in the muds, I may not be the dietitian gal for you.
If you have questions regarding me, my services and if they’re right for you, email away. I’d love to hear from you.
Oh and since each of these plans has an uber personalized factor and it’s just me, space for each program is limited. Don’t delay!